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Chor Diya Hai

Hansi nai labon per ana chor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon per ana chor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi,
Aap nai jab se yaad kerna chor dia hai


Hadees-e-Nabvi (S.A.W)

Behter woh hai jo der se naraz ho aur jaldi maan jaye,
Badter woh hai jo jaldi ghusse main aaye aur dair se Razi ho

Fuck Off

When someone insults u..
Think before u react..
It takes 72 muscles to get angry.
14 to smile
but
only 4 muscles to take ur middle finger up n say fuck off


Satyanas

Akele Ja Rahe The
Jivan ke Rasto Pe
Naraz
Dukhi
Thake Huye
phir 1 Morr Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila
Or
Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi
SATYANAS
Ho Gaya!


Naraz Ho?

Asalam o alikum.
Naraz ho kia? Lekin mujhse kion?Mana k bohat taklif mei ho,
zahir hai k 30 lakh haji thay sb ne 7,7 pathar mare.
Bohat lagi hai kya?


3 Din Tak

Nabi kareem(p.b.u.h) said. Kisi musalam ko yeh baat jaiz nahi ke wo apne muslim bhai se 3 din se ziyada naraz rahe aur is se mulaqat na kare. Jo shakhs 3 din se ziyada naraaz raha aur is arse mai margaya to wo dozakh mai jayega(baheqe)


Kamina Dost

“Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi q Na Ruth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye.
kyun K,
Woh kamina aap K sare raaz telecast kar dega :-D


Remeber Me 

 .-""-.
   (  ';'  )
   (,,)(,,)
Kia apko meri YAAD a rhi he?
Nahi!
     .-""-.
(")( '; '   )
     '       (,,)
Aisa MUKKA parega K
sb kuch YAAD ajaye ga

Latka Dunga 


  ,:*'"'*:,
 *;',%.'; *   Ye Ek
      )(       Darakht
  __)(__    Hai
Khoobsurat Hai Na,
Agar Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To,
Isi Pr ulta Latka Dun Ga.

Forgive You

Forgive u again?
For all those times you made me cry?
For all those things you said about me?
For all those crap you started?
For stabing me in the back?
No t Won’t 4give You,
Not This Time


Narazgi

“Naraazgi zahir karna, dil main burai rakhny sy behtar hy”
Hazart Ali (A.S)

Kch Bola To Karo


“Be_Rehmi” Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo “SHAM”
Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai..

Pyar Aur Narazgi

Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:…..
”Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,,
Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi”.


Chabi Wala Teeka

Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain. Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn. Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn. Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.

December 22

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

More Details

Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.


Calcium

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

Bandooq

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,


Baap Ka Ghar

Husbnd in susral
teling 2 wife:
ao sex karen
wife: Nahi ye mery
baap ka ghar hy
sharm ati hy mujy,
Husbnd:mery baap
ka ghar koi chakla hai
jo roz tyar hoti
ho..

Doggy Style

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

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