Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya, Ghar pe Tala tha.?
or bahir Likha tha.
Baiwkoof Bana lia..
Sardar ne nichay likh dia
MAIN AYA HI NAHIN

Dost Pthan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pthan:Haa
Dost: kis k sth or ksy?
Pathan:BV k sth.Hm ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jb wo preshan hua tu hm bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

Fact 1: You can not touch
your both lips with your tongue
Fact 2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it
Happy 1st April

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

WARNING!!!
This is a VIRUS…
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
Happy April Fool

Pls go to create a message
Then open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
(From Ali)

Yaar T.V dekho
Zardari Ne resign krdiya
.
.
.
.
Ek Aur Bana Dya
Happy April Fool In Advance ;)

Hoping that the love we shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing us much joy, love
and happiness to celebrate again
Happy Anniversary…

Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
Pathan: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.;-)

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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.
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

I LOVE U…
are just three words,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY,
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:…..
”Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,,
Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi”.

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”
Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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.
.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!c