Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”
Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.