Hoping that the love we shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing us much joy, love
and happiness to celebrate again
Happy Anniversary…

Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
Pathan: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.;-)

No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–

I LOVE U…
are just three words,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY,
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:…..
”Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,,
Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi”.

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”
Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Mai kaise yaqen kr loon..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kahan hy!c