short Funny

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go…

Short Flirt Sms

larki kia h sab n kaha larki janat h mene kaha dozkh m le jane wale chirya h larki

short Fool Sms

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you’re not

What About You

Cute, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent… I think its enough abt me, wht abt u?

Monkeys

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Decent Sardars

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don’t exist.

Your socks

If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!